mylilbookofhorrors

That time of the year . .

2007-12-10T07:29:00.000-08:00

its that time of the year again !

Happy Holidays !

im tryna take everything in , tryna get in to the Christmas spirit and shit . . . not working ! is it me or is this just quite the fiesta i expected it to be .. were all done with school why isnt there any celebrating ?!? where are the wild parties and shit ? Darnit people give me something to do ! thought it would take a week or so for it to sink in and for people to start to loosen up abit but no such luck .. im starting to sound a tiny bit needy , well this is my desperate call for help !

So back on topic , its the holidays .Hell yeah ! Never fails to bring out the lil kid in me . In this climate the only way to get in the Christmas mood is have big ass Christmas tree right where everyone can see it just as a reminder that hell we may not have snow but we still have a big ass Christmas tree right .. right . So nicole and i got to work constructing our tree . as usual i did more of the constructing which took me like 15 minutes which included dragging tht big ass tree into the living room while nicole did more of the decorating which took her around 4 -5 hours with breaks in between ofcourse . Im okay with manual labour but just as long as i can get it done and over with as fast as possible . Thus i havent got the patience even try to decorate the tree..well i did hang a few ornaments here and there ..

So Christmas tree , check . Holiday Spirit , check . Now , in all jolly olly holiday spirit , since its the time for giving . Im giving you ... something to read .. well kindda .. i promise ill come up with more shit to write about , cause thats exactly what i asked santa to give me .. some material ! And trust me i havent been a naughty naughty boy .. cause apparently no one is giving me a chance to even try to be one .

PS : Oh and santa , id really like me a social life this Christmas. purdy please !

Someone freakin give me something to do already , asap !

Peace out , Play Safe !

A Weeks Worth

2007-12-03T06:17:00.000-08:00

" This newly found freedom , i havent got a clue of what to do with it "

Ive been MIA lately due to my exams which was a big deal enough for me to go on a hiatus ! so this is my week's worth of blogging all in one post to make up it .. so brace yourselves

im not sure if anyone is seriously interested in what i do everyday . But for the fun of it all ive decided to write about it cause im running outta material

So this is basically the aftermath of my Spm examinations :

Im taking wild guesses on the time

Friday , 30th of November

9:00

Just finished my paper, doing some serious double checking .I could already smell my freedom

9:25

the end of high school came with the blow of a whistle , hell yea ! packed my bag and headed straight out the gate without even looking back . i just wanted to get out of tht horrid place ( which will be deeply missed..kindda)!

9:30

went to watch a football match with a couple of buds.Did very little watching much more tryna get used to the fact tht high school is over .We were supposed to go to the beach afterwards but for some reason everyone wasnt really in a mood for beach bumming so it didnt quite work out.

11:00

So Plan B , the mall . Arvin aaron samreet fareez and i had lunch, had some guy talk, did some people watching ( which wasnt quite the big exam afterparty i was expecting ) but it was fun considering the limited ways of having fun in a mall what we did was basically the cheapest entertainment you could get in a mall , company & people watching !

1:00

Figured tht it was hell of a hot day so we went out for ABC ( in case you have no idea what it is its kind of the asian interpretation of a snow cone . without a cone )

2:30

Drove around for abit till we realised we had our beach supplies, so what the heck, To the Beach it is then !

In this case pictures really do speak more than words put 4 really bored boys still trying to figure out what to do with their newly gained freedom and this is what you get :

Scene 1

Aaron :Oh Yea, the smell of freedom.

Frz :Thats not the only thing you'll smell .

Scene 2

Aaron : F**K you could have warned me !

gayness

making up for all that gayness with a real macho pose

and then it was back to the gayness with a hint of emoness

Aarons potty time

Optical Illusion

You Probably are thinking : are they doing what I think theyre doing ?

Answer : Hell No .

All certified Pg 13 fun !

Same Goes to this one . btw none of these shadows belong to me !

Saturday, 1st December

11 : 00

went out for coffee and lunch with a couple of friends .

1 :45

met up with a bunch of friends for a movie

That was basically it

Sunday , 2nd of December

Spent some 'quality time' with my family

That was basically the aftermath of my exams. not really what i expected but im hoping to God the rest of my holidays will turn up to be more exciting !

So on to the next topic, Music !

being that it was my exam week music really played a big part in getting me in the mood and all hyped out before every paper and also helping me relax when i needed it .

So Ive decided to post a few records that ive been listening too

part of my 25 most played playlist on my ipod

What Im Listening to

So the killers are tryna reinvent their sound again . And it surprisingly works for me .Replacing their more modern electronic sound with a more Old Rock & Roll sound really works out . Im Liking it !

Haha , surprise surprise i actually own and listen to miss britney spears

So let me start off by listing out things brit dosent have :

Hair ( well i have no idea if thts a wig shes sporting these days )

Panties !

Her virginity

Coustody of Her kids

A Hot Bod which was the only reason some of us males know who she is

Talent

Her Moves

Proper Clothes

A Bad Record

Yes i said it britney freaking spears has an okay album considering . I mean look at the army of people that were involved in making this album . I mean these days talent dont mean shit anymore.

She's a smart one anyways . All the bad press shes getting makes people like me just so freaking curious about her album . i bet 80% of the people who bought her album felt the same way but i could be wrong .

Does anyone realise how much Mexican food she eats . I mean every time i see her on tv shes is a freakin mexican joint . maybe thats the secret to her success a little bit of Latina in her huh ?

That explains the suckyness of the malaysian music industry . Theres not Enough TACO BELL'S out there !

So in all seriousness check it out if you want some upbeat dance music to listen to !

AIDS MONTH

if im not mistaken world Aids day was on the 1st of decemeber so this is me doing my part , there could not be a better time to end with

PEACE OUT , PLAY SAFE !

Spm's A B*tch

2007-11-16T07:43:00.000-08:00

" Its Time to Get Down And Dirty ! "

Spm's A Biatch with a capital B ! im at the half way point of my exams and Im trying my best to be as optimistic as possible but it seems to be more of a glass half empty than anything . Im done with 5 out of 10 papers . In which , 4 out of those 5 are Art Subs . Meaning Its down to my Science Subs now . With the 2-3 day long breaks between papers, it seems like its taking forever. And i just want it to end .

I have to say the preSpm pressure that everyone seemed to build up before the exam actually goes right away the day the exam starts.Everyone seems to be more laid back and relaxed considering whats at stake here.I think it applies to anything , whether its a race or an exam .. when your at the half way point, the best and probably the only motivation you have is the finish line . The thought of it all ending soon is quite comforting and inspiring.It overcomes all the pressure and stress of the moment . At this point its do or die . Ive already gotten myself so far so im gonna give it my best and go balls out ! I dont want to have this feeling of regret knowing that i did not try my best to linger on haunting me when its all over !

So Spm if your reading this you can kiss my yellow asian ass ! Cause I WILL overcome you !(my therapist told me to say that ) Hell yeah ! Bring In ON !

PS: Its down to the nitty gritty peeps so wish me luck !

Peace Out , Play Safe !

A Boys Guide To Being A Man

2007-11-09T04:37:00.000-08:00

Recently Ive been in all out exam mode . Ive been practically living in the Library . For the past 3-4 days me and a couple of my friends have been spending 5-6 hours in the library trying to get our study on .Thinking that exiling ourselves in the library away from all the distractions around us would make a difference,which it hardly does.Libraries can be equally as distracting.

For Example,

Books

The mass of books in the library can be intimidating at first.But after some getting used to
seeing piles and piles of books every where you turn to you'll start to realise ' Books are my friends ' and they start calling on to you " Read me . Read me , Read Me ! ".I gave in to the temptation on the first day wanting to check out if they had any books on architecture i was distracted for about 20 minutes before i snapped out of it and got back to studying .It was so tempting i browsed trough books on menopause and pregnancy just for kicks, out of pure boredom.

Here's A funny story..

So a friend of mine ,Greg , out of pure boredom and curiosity went of to browse and came back with one heck of a book ! Innocently enough titled " Boy's Guide To Becoming A Teen !" which after reading it i realised was more like " Boy's Guide To Becoming a Man ".Trust me, it goes way beyond puberty to things which i think preteens teens at such a 'tender age' shouldn't even know , till its a little too much information even for me.At First glance i didn't really think much of it . It looked like something aimed and meant for preteens judging from the colourful cartoony cover . seriously , who would have thought they meant A Guide to being a man .. Physically.Talk about judging a book by its cover .To sum up what was inside the book would be to say that it was the sickest / wrongest / Awesomely Hilarious / Random / " most awkward yet so true" thing Ive ever read in a library.seriously ? i thought you had to pay to see shit like this , on the Internet ! I would like to go more in depth about the content of the book .But i think in this case , picture's speak louder than words.Here's a book that actually answered the most avoided and unanswered questions in the universe !Boys Keep Reading

Warning : Pictures below may be found Racy and Offencive to some . Don't say i didn't warn ya !

The Cover which had preteen written all over it!

Unanswered Question No.1.

Worst Case Scenario no.1 : You will live a long lonely life !

Way's To Resolve : According to My Chemistry Book : Tongkat Ali ,Translation In English Long Jack,No seriously its Long Jack how ironic is that .Or its Scientific Name Eurycoma Longifolia go google it !

Unanswered question . No 2. I would know the answer to this one if i was paying attention during Biology !

Seriously ?!? Utterly Speechless

Oh, And the question of all questions.I can sense the awkwardness,just from reading this !

PS:

I did take More pictures but most of them were just to inappropriate for a blog !

Peace Out , Play Safe !

Double Trouble

2007-11-05T03:57:00.001-08:00

" Mary Kate And Ashley Are So Not Hot "

Michelle Kuek

*clears throat* I OBJECT ! . I remember very distinctively a conversation i had with my friend Michelle on the ever popular Olsen Twins . Michelle insisted that they were no where near hot as quoted above as I insisted they were hot as hell ! Michelle being the ruthless woman/girl she is (See Michelle I Even Complimented You) insisted on asking around in school to see which of ur statements people agreed with.Amazingly ! the majority of people we asked agreed with Michelle.In my defence the ratio of guys to girls asked were like 1 : 3 .In her defence the ratio of people who agreed with her to those who agreed with me were like 5 : 1 out of six people we asked meaning only one person agreed to with my statement whom was surprisingly a girl ! I don't know whether its the whole guy/girl point of view thing but I'm ready to whole heartedly defend my case ! even though , no , i don't think Ive every watched any of their movies ( but I'm sure i own some , well at least i think my sister does ) and no , Ive never seen full house or the other sitcom they were on . But hell , them from being hotties. Common i cant be the only one , can i ? Besides their fan base of really old pedophiles and preteens from their teen years . I cant be the only one . Someone back me up here .

Dear Michelle,

Since I have nothing better to do . And was left utterly speechless after our little debate ! I'm challenging your thought/statement by pointing out why exactly i think the way i do towards the two innocent munchkins turned full grown and i mean Full Grown women !

Reasons I think Mary Kate And Ashley are Hot :

They own a multi billion dollar empire ( probably reason enough for some ) but there's more
Their Hot and Classy
Both collage grads with a degree in something or another . Nothing is sexier than a woman with brains i must add .

They were America's most wealthiest teens . i did say were

They are since the year 2004 or was it 2003 Very much legal !

If those weren't reasons enough to support my case , there's more !

There's 2 of them , so do the math . If you cant ill break it down for you , 1+1 = 2 , 1 x 2 = 2 .. in other words double everything

Double The Fun !

Double The Hot Factor

Not to mention Double the Size of their .......... Bank account !

And Twice the amount of some unmentionables

Phew ! i could go on all day but I'm sure that my other points aren't so much convincing !

So i really hope that i was convincing enough ! so if you are or are not convinced please vote in the poll I've put up !

Btw , i may agree with Michelle on the point she made on the way they dress .I get the whole 'boho-chic' style thing their trying to pull off but maybe they shouldnt go to overboard with it. I mean seriously wear clothes ure size . I get the whole " leave it to the imagination thing " but , cut a boy some slack here ! to think with all that cash they have they should seriously invest in a tank top !

Peace Out , Play Safe !

Cause Of The Month .

2007-10-31T01:02:00.000-07:00

Fight Cancer , Go Pink !

So im taking a break from the usual nonsense i post to actually support a good cause.As some of you might know its October which is Breast Cancer Awareness month , hence the pink ribbon.I am very much aware that its actually the last day of October and id like to say that breast cancer is a very real thing that some people are living with this may be a month to make us aware of this and to respect and support those who are living with the disease as well as those who have survived. But i think the support should not stop here but stop when a cure is actually found.Its really hard for me to relate being that im a guy and all ,but my heart goes out to all those who are fighting their fight against cancer and everyone who has a love one who is living with cancer.

Did You Know :

40 000 women die from breast cancer each year

Chances of a woman having invasive breast cancer is 1 in 8 .though men do get the disease it is 100 times more common in women.

Did you know that its not a womens only disease.Men get it to

wait , I didnt know that ! I guess that's why its called Breast Cancer ' AWARENESS ' Month. most of us aren't really aware of most of these facts.

So remember dudes ! just cause you don't have boobies doesn't mean you cant get breast cancer !.And if you do have boobies .. i don't really wanna know !

It has been proven so many times that cancer is very much a winnable fight !

So since this is all about women and respect.Ive decided to mention the 5 women i respect the most.In random order :

Angelina Jolie

Why : Seriously ! why not ! besides her being hot and all ! She is a good will ambassador and its a smart move of hers putting her good looks to good use ! Ps : Angelina if your looking to adopt lets say a little curly haired Asian boy , I'm all yours !

Melissa Etheridge

Why : Known for being a breast cancer survivor and her post cancer Grammy performance of Janice Joplin's " piece of my heart " . Her surviving cancer shows that cancer is a winnable fight.

Kristen Bell

Why : Ok there has to be a place on the list for a person whom which i respect plainly because she's hot. Plus being young and hot in hollywood ,i highly respect that she hasn't gotten a DUI arrest and or has been to rehab !

Oprah

Why : Surprise surprise . oh if i had a penny for every time i mentioned Oprah here on my blog.So why do respect the Big O ( i say big in no reference to her little "thyroid" problem ) . Mainly because shes rich and shes powerful and at this point of her career she can actually afford to buy our respect,but she continues to earn it .

My Mom

Why : cause any woman that has to put up with all this ! aka ME and my little shenanigans on a daily basis has to be one heck of a woman.! yeah ... and this is not me trying to score extra points for a Christmas present *wink* *wink*

PS : i googled breast cancer and found out about a few sites in which you can learn more about breast cancer and how you can support the cause (Link Below) .Though pink is not really my colour it technically is still Breast Cancer Awareness month so, fight cancer , go pink !

http://www.nbcam.com/

http://www.nbcf.org.au/

Peace Out , Play Safe + Think Pink !

Pink Ribbon Sketch

Issue :Exam Stress

2007-10-28T07:04:00.000-07:00

"If Oprah says Its Bad , Then Its Bad !"

David Marcus

sure was one hell of a week.The big day is coming up and I'm sure as hell not looking forward to it.Im trying my best to restrain myself from watching to much TV.So its goodbye freedom.And hello buckets of caffeine..

I haven't been getting much sleep lately.Its not what you think.Im not the study all night kind of guy.I do try to go to bed early i just toss and turn for maybe about 2 hours before i actually fall asleep.all this stress is turning me into an insomniac.Maybe its because of the loads of coffee and red bull ive been consuming.And yeah all this stress has also turned me into quite the emotional eater.Oh the temptation ! thank god the exams are in 3 weeks or so cause if i continue my eating habits for any longer id have a stroke or a heart attack or something bad.

Also exam stress makes you feel guilty for the smallest things.Like just say a friend asked you out,its like hey what bad can it do right ?but your gut goes " Your Gonna Regret This !"And you turn into a total Debbie Downer ! which sucks.but that's what exams do to you.they turn even the most liveliest of people into total wet blankets..

So theres no doubt ill be "MIA" for abit.Still trying to get my head into all out exam mode.Which is im guessing not gonna happened till 2 or 3 days before the exams.So wish me luck !

PS : To all Spm Candidates . Break a leg !

Advice:

Caffeine is a life saver if used wisely

If you don't like caffeine there's always red bull

Emotional Eating is quite a comfort it does help,but one of my theories in life is that " If Oprah says its bad than its bad" so its bad

And if you've done some emotional eating and its showing in more ways than one..say you have a thyroid problem like Oprah did !
For the record, i believe u Oprah !

I Love Oprah

No offence to Fat people !

This is kind of getting out of hand

I Cant Stop this ! These Bulleted lists make my post look so professional as if someone was actually thinking when they were writing it!

Peace out , Play Safe !

My Anatomy

What Im Listening to ..

2007-10-28T04:28:00.000-07:00

The Top 5 albums and videos on both my ipod and iTunes at the moment.

Albums:

1.Reasons To Listen : although its not as successful as his past records it shows allot of growth and has allot more soul to it than his previous records.

2.Reasons To Listen : isn't the hype between kanye and 50 reasons enough to give this a listen.Im not a Hip Hop kindda guys but im a big fan of kanye and i have to say this is not bad at all..

3.Reasons To Listen : Their Second Best yet.

4.Reasons To Listen : Reminds us of how good these guys really are.And Helps us forget abt RobThomas's disastrous solo career.Lets hope he doesn't give it a second try at it

5.Reasons To Listen : With Songs like Closer and My Eyes.Its just a Good Ol Record.

Shows :

5.Reasons To Watch:Its in China,Anorexic Courtney,Pro Wrestler Ashley.Plus its the reality show which started it all.

4.Reasons To Watch :Kristen Bell,since veronica mars ended im glad to see her on air again plus shes hot.

3.Reasons To Watch : The Bitch Factor.It exudes bitchiness.trust me ive never seen anything so bitchy

2.Reasons To Watch : Cause its probably the best thing on tv.. nuf said

1. Reasons To Watch : Its Hilarious.And you can watch it over and over and the jokes just don't get old.

The F Word .

2007-10-24T05:06:00.000-07:00

F . L . U . N . K

flunk
\'flaŋk\

Etymology:
perhaps blend of flinch and funk

to fail especially in an examination or course transitive verb 1 : to give a failing grade to 2 : to get a failing grade or result in
flunk·er noun

Word Of The Week , Flunk !.So its back to school and to my dismay that also means getting my trials back.well guess it was time to face the consequences of how laid back im being considering the major exam coming up.well its hard to take it seriously with subs like Moral studies and History ( Malaysian History That Is ), i mean seriously?

So back to flunking.My results were well below average.Although i did manage to ace English , Math and EST.And i barely scraped through with my chemistry with only 50 marks.I failed/flunked/totally destroyed Both My Moral Studies and History to pieces !,and according to Spm standards i did pass my Add Maths,but according to normal schools standards I ...Fuh..fuh..FLUNKED !

Kindda makes me a down right mother-flunker dontcha think ?!

So , obviously I'm not happy with my achievements.so guess I'm gonna try to well..study this time around and hopefully up a few grades.Wish Me Luck ! & Flunk You !

Peace Out , Play Safe

Nerdy Mc Nerdson

2007-10-21T03:23:00.000-07:00

Chronicle's Of Narnia : Prince Caspian

Release Date : May 16,2008

Being A big fan of the Chronicle's Of Narnia.And being a total Epic fantasy movie junkie . Here's A movie im really hyped up for! Narnia was something i grew up with.You know what its like when you read a book like this and you kind of picture everything in your head like how would the characters look.So i kindda like seeing how will these characters that ive grown up with be portrayed on the silver screen.
At a really young age my father kindda was really tryna figure out how he could just get us interested in reading.us being me and my other two siblings,Reuben and Nicole.So i guess he did it with introducing us to some of his favourite classic books such as Lord Of The Rings And The Chronicles Of Narnia and also more buzzed about children's books such as Harry Potter.At that time, I think out of all three siblings i was the most reluctant to read at the time.Cause at that phase of my life,i really like you know...big words which you just cant miss and pictures in my books and if you could colour in it,was a plus for me.So after basically being left out of all the conversations revolving around harry potter and narnia i gave it a try.And now i've turned into a certified harry potter junkie.well not the really extreme kind.Just that i do get all hyped up over stuff.That makes me part nerd.

Sketches pt II

2007-10-18T09:17:00.000-07:00

"Art is the means by which we communicate what it feels like to be alive.. in the past that was mixed up with other illustrative duties but that was still its central function that has been liberated in the art called modern. Art is not necessarily good for you or about communicating "good things" "
Antony Gormley

So these are a few more of my drawings.Some i thought were too provocative to be put on but lets see how it goes.I doubt this post will be up too long.Please understand that its just art and me expressing myself.Just simple sketches i did in between or during classes.

All Out Raya Mayhem

2007-10-18T01:52:00.000-07:00

To summarise everything , I had a really good time really appreciate the hospitality shown by the people we visited.I wanna personally thank everyone that actually welcomed the mob into their houses.

We were basically a bunch of inexperience amature freshly licenced drivers on the road pissing almost every driver on the road off.everyone was cussing at us.but hell we were having a blast in the car.I was the supposed co driver for ieqa who was one of the 5 drivers . i don't think i did any good though cause most of the time i was telling her to speed up and i got screamed at by joaquina and michelle.Joaquinas exact words were " Biar Lambat , Asalkan Selamat " translation "Were gonna piss allot of people of on the road but heck we'll be safe" jeez think she's seen one to many road safety ads on TV.

So my raya experience was equivalent to Buckets i say Bucket loads! of curry,lots of Coke,and lots of screaming in the car.Which in short is one heck of a time !

I wanna personally thank the hosts:

Ieqa
Fareez
Adam
Mia
Azurin
Muammar
Firdaus
Haris
Izati
Ekhsan
Izat

And Our Drivers (for Both days):

Aaron
Arif
Ieqa
Kok How
Jasmine
Sakinah

This is why you gotta love Malaysian Holidays !

Peace out , Play Safe !

Out With The Old In With The New

2007-10-18T00:03:00.000-07:00

So my sister is back for the holidays . its funny you know the first few moments with her when she got back was So Awkward ! cause i think i was so glad that she was back i didn't really know where to start.But eventually we did catch up.I think the whole conversation starter went something like this."Nicole do you have any idea of whats happening to Britney Spears " (cause shes in boarding school basically exiled from media of any sort).Oh,how random it is to have britney as a conversation starter.But i have to admit the cracked up soon to be mug shot Hollywood blond did offer a wide range of topics to start a conversation with ,it was hilarious anyways.So being the big movie buffs we are , Nicole and i went to pick up some DVDs on the way back.Lets see we got that famous Seth rogan comedy that I've been waiting for all year to see ( cause its R rated) Knocked Up , Steven King's 1408,Gracie,and Surf's Up . So anyways getting in to topic now , so since my sister was back we decided to get a new ipod ,the new Ipod Classic and my old video ipod was to be passed down to Nicole." Sorry for the 'hand me down' Nicole!".She basically agreed to it cause she knew that my video ipod had limited space,and that i was a tv junkie and i needed and extra 130Gb's.Its not what its cut out to be anyways.the best feature's of the new ipod classic are the cover flow function,the split screen,the cool graphics,and ofcorse the huge 160GB Memory . But it does appear to be slower than the video ipod and i have to reset it allot.but im getting the hang of it now. But it was sad to see Annie Love go. oh by the way , thats the name i gave to my video ipod.Its Strange how you give really tacky names to things you treasure (no offence to anyone named Annie Love) but that was what i named my ipod as on my iTunes.Oh,and my new ipod classic is called Kelly Anne and yes it was somewhat inspired by The Real World : Sydney .

Peace Out , Play Safe !

The Truth Is Out There

2007-09-18T08:02:00.000-07:00

Yahoo!News,Mystery illness strikes after meteorite hits Peruvian village Seriously ! uh oh. This is bad news . I mean ive watched enough movies to know that stuff that fall out from outer space is just purely bad news.i mean have u seen The Invasion or War of The Worlds, or atleast any of the Alien or Predator movies it all just ends up bad for us.I mean i wont be surprised if those poor Peruvians start eating each other up in awhile . statistics clearly show (well according to movies) that something that falls out of space is more likely to turn out bad than good.Cause if your expecting E.T to come rolling out of that meteor than ive got news for you.E.T went home alright.Went home and got his ass eaten by those big ass aliens from the Alien Franchise,sorry to say buts its survival of the fitest.see bad news!.I mean dont say i didnt warn you when you see a bunch of south americans eating each other up on tv. i can already hear what president bush is gonna say when those Mexicans start turning into flesh eating zombies. president bush"my fellow Americans , Ive told yall before that its in our best intrest to build a big ass wall between us and those Mexicans but yall didnt listen did ya now.Now i think we should think about protecting ourselves and our families and kill anyone or anything that tries to come across the border,and yeah that includes the Canadians"

My advice.dont take anything i said seriously or personally.this is purely out of boredom.so no offence cause i mean none and remember "The Truth Is Out There"

Another reason why things from outer space is bad news

Oh yea and him/she/it whatever , someone needs to send him/he/it back to its planet

Artsy Fartsy

2007-09-17T04:51:00.000-07:00

"All true artists, whether they know it or not, create from a place of no-mind, from inner stillness."

Eckhart Tolle

The term "Artsy Fartsy" refers to a person who likes art and farts allot.wait or was it farts allot like its an art.No seriously, the term is usually given to people who look at things differently from others you know the creative type.As for why im mentioning the term.Ive been told , wait i know i have well a creative side.As for if im future lets say Picasso material HELL NO ! .

To me its more towards self expression crap.Yeah there are many ways of self expression and this is one of the ways i do express my self.yeah,and if your thinking i sit in an open field paint brush in hand with wind on my face painting all the little purdy flowers and little birdies , youve got the wrong idea.i do more of a napoleon dynamite thing, well almost.just simple sketches in a little note book of mine done mostly during classes.

And this is a good piece of information , that little note book i draw in i named ' my little book of horrors '(corny i know) hence the name of my blog.To me everyone has thier own little way of expressing themselves.And when it comes to expressing myself im against censorship of any sort.Unless well your britney spears and you express your self by going commando and showing just well more than we ask for then yeah , please do yourself a favour and buy some panties or hide or something i dunno , ok lets act like i didnt say that,lasting i want is tht chris "leave britney alone"crocker dude coming after me.

Ok where was i,right censorship.I believe when it comes to expressing yourself.why not go all out.its not like your doing it for the world to see.Peoples reactions to my drawings (and i do expect people to react this way) are,'Dude you have serious issues','thats just not right'..i do respect everyones opinion well i would think tht to if i were them.And btw the saying dont judge the book by its cover and its all abt the insides doesn't exactally translate here..

So basically, ive decided to put my drawings up ( mind the low quality ) and im just putting some up at the moment , the more ' Safe ' ones. And again im no Picasso and ive never been taught to draw before so this is all me .

Midnight Fridge Raid

2007-09-15T08:02:00.000-07:00

" when your bored you'll just take every small thing that happends and make a big deal out of it "

11:30pm

so im doing my daily late night fridge raid,which according to oprah isnt a good idea ( oh btw , love your show oprah*cough*).grabbing a piece of chocolate with my left hand.and milk with my right ( and yes mom i did drink the milk straight from the cart ) . Then, right there in front of was the solution to my late night raid ( well for today tht is ) . a box of cold KFC . Which im guessing is one day old and was supposed to be yesterdays lunch.well i dont know about you but cold KFC to me taste way better.Happy with my discovery open the box up and start eating the chicken up like some food deprived child in well whatever country which suffers frm poverty (not wanting to be precise because i knw most of well everyone associates food deprived kids with africa and i think thts unfair on their part 'learnt this watching jameka and evil dicks brawl on big brother 8') so anyways then suddenly when i opened the container tht was supposed to contain the mashed potatoes and found it empty (well there was abit of gravy in it) i found myself faced with well nothing much actually but i was tryna figure out where the heck did they go ? i mean seeing tht im the only one out of three siblings which is still staying with my family.and it cant possibly be my grandma.or my parents for tht sake cause they know i have this lil'OCD thing on ppl touching my food.

So i was bothered with theories on wht happened to my mashed potatoes tht night.but nothing seemed to add up.Does KFC's mashed potatoes just dissolve after awhile.did KFC try to rip me off.And the list goes on.But one things for sure atleast it kept me occupied.

So who ever wants to test it out see if your KFC mashed potatoes does disappear in your fridge after a day...

PS : neither am i so im expecting you not to take wht i said seriously ! and yes mind my spelling .

Invasion Of The Brain Suckers

2007-09-14T10:30:00.000-07:00

its a fact tht the best blog material just come to me really late at night , infact its 130 in the morning.yeah well.so,my sis is of to some boarding school for the arts and wht do i do,wht i do best ofcorse spent the last few days with her lazing around watching dvds.Its actually our form of brother sister bonding.buying movies then during and after expressing our regret on wasting wht ever time and money we did on it ( if it does turn out to be crapy).
So the movies tht we got to watch : the much talked about Disturbia starring shia lebouf.Vacancy starring kate beckinsale & luke wilson.And Number 23 by jim carrey.
So this is wht i taught.firstly disturbia,yes its a dumb movie.yes its predictable as hell.but hey it sure was fun to watch.In my opinion there are 2 kinds of good movies.A movie thts just makes u think or rethink wht ever you taught before ( does this make any sense ).And tht movie which is so predictable and clishe ridden but is sure as hell fun to watch,which in this case Disturbia is one of them.I swear some movies just dumb u down.And the only people who willingly sit trough these movies are dumb people(obviously cause they dont need to use thier brains,well if their brains actually work). I swear its scientifically proven somewhere ! i dont get the point of sitting through a movie while ure brian cells are getting fried.One genre of movie u wont be able to pay me to watch is anything which involves dancing.I mean have u seen them repeat all tht unisperational crap in every dance movie.Sure the dancing is fun to watch.Unless u find something for me to do during the other lame half of the movie then ill watch it.In other words "wake me up when they start dancing" .So long story short vacancy and disturbia were nice enough.number 23 is still unwatched .cause im putting my full trust in movie critics and am waiting for the right moment in which im bored out of my mind to watch this movie .. cause i did pay for it and all ..( mind my spelling take note tht its 2 o clock now )

Revelation ? not quite .

2007-08-21T09:36:00.000-07:00

heres the thing.i used to be the kind of guy who thinks bloggers are just really bored individuals with just too much time on thier hands that they post every single memory/problem/beef/(well just almost every single thing tht happends in thier lives) on the internet no offence (realise that i did say 'used to think' meaning i was proven wrong).didnt really get the big picture.yet , its 12:47 in the morning and im setting up my 1st blog account.why the change of mind then ? you ask.well its not like ive had some sort of major change of view.its just that i wont get the point of it if i didnt give it a try 1st.so here it goes.this is either gonna be my last post or the first out of more to come.so keep tuning in i guess