That time of the year . .

its that time of the year again !


Happy Holidays !


im tryna take everything in , tryna get in to the Christmas spirit and shit . . . not working ! is it me or is this just quite the fiesta i expected it to be .. were all done with school why isnt there any celebrating ?!? where are the wild parties and shit ? Darnit people give me something to do ! thought it would take a week or so for it to sink in and for people to start to loosen up abit but no such luck .. im starting to sound a tiny bit needy , well this is my desperate call for help !

So back on topic , its the holidays .Hell yeah ! Never fails to bring out the lil kid in me . In this climate the only way to get in the Christmas mood is have big ass Christmas tree right where everyone can see it just as a reminder that hell we may not have snow but we still have a big ass Christmas tree right .. right . So nicole and i got to work constructing our tree . as usual i did more of the constructing which took me like 15 minutes which included dragging tht big ass tree into the living room while nicole did more of the decorating which took her around 4 -5 hours with breaks in between ofcourse . Im okay with manual labour but just as long as i can get it done and over with as fast as possible . Thus i havent got the patience even try to decorate the tree..well i did hang a few ornaments here and there ..


So Christmas tree , check . Holiday Spirit , check . Now , in all jolly olly holiday spirit , since its the time for giving . Im giving you ... something to read .. well kindda .. i promise ill come up with more shit to write about , cause thats exactly what i asked santa to give me .. some material ! And trust me i havent been a naughty naughty boy .. cause apparently no one is giving me a chance to even try to be one .

PS : Oh and santa , id really like me a social life this Christmas. purdy please !

Someone freakin give me something to do already , asap !

Peace out , Play Safe !

A Weeks Worth

" This newly found freedom , i havent got a clue of what to do with it "





Ive been MIA lately due to my exams which was a big deal enough for me to go on a hiatus ! so this is my week's worth of blogging all in one post to make up it .. so brace yourselves



im not sure if anyone is seriously interested in what i do everyday . But for the fun of it all ive decided to write about it cause im running outta material




So this is basically the aftermath of my Spm examinations :


Im taking wild guesses on the time



Friday , 30th of November


9:00


Just finished my paper, doing some serious double checking .I could already smell my freedom


9:25


the end of high school came with the blow of a whistle , hell yea ! packed my bag and headed straight out the gate without even looking back . i just wanted to get out of tht horrid place ( which will be deeply missed..kindda)!


9:30


went to watch a football match with a couple of buds.Did very little watching much more tryna get used to the fact tht high school is over .We were supposed to go to the beach afterwards but for some reason everyone wasnt really in a mood for beach bumming so it didnt quite work out.


11:00

So Plan B , the mall . Arvin aaron samreet fareez and i had lunch, had some guy talk, did some people watching ( which wasnt quite the big exam afterparty i was expecting ) but it was fun considering the limited ways of having fun in a mall what we did was basically the cheapest entertainment you could get in a mall , company & people watching !


1:00

Figured tht it was hell of a hot day so we went out for ABC ( in case you have no idea what it is its kind of the asian interpretation of a snow cone . without a cone )



2:30

Drove around for abit till we realised we had our beach supplies, so what the heck, To the Beach it is then !




In this case pictures really do speak more than words put 4 really bored boys still trying to figure out what to do with their newly gained freedom and this is what you get :

Scene 1

Aaron :Oh Yea, the smell of freedom.

Frz :Thats not the only thing you'll smell .

Scene 2

Aaron : F**K you could have warned me !

gayness

making up for all that gayness with a real macho pose

and then it was back to the gayness with a hint of emoness

Aarons potty time

Optical Illusion

You Probably are thinking : are they doing what I think theyre doing ?

Answer : Hell No .

All certified Pg 13 fun !

Same Goes to this one . btw none of these shadows belong to me !

Saturday, 1st December

11 : 00

went out for coffee and lunch with a couple of friends .

1 :45

met up with a bunch of friends for a movie

That was basically it

Sunday , 2nd of December

Spent some 'quality time' with my family

That was basically the aftermath of my exams. not really what i expected but im hoping to God the rest of my holidays will turn up to be more exciting !

So on to the next topic, Music !

being that it was my exam week music really played a big part in getting me in the mood and all hyped out before every paper and also helping me relax when i needed it .

So Ive decided to post a few records that ive been listening too

part of my 25 most played playlist on my ipod

What Im Listening to

So the killers are tryna reinvent their sound again . And it surprisingly works for me .Replacing their more modern electronic sound with a more Old Rock & Roll sound really works out . Im Liking it !

Haha , surprise surprise i actually own and listen to miss britney spears

So let me start off by listing out things brit dosent have :

• Hair ( well i have no idea if thts a wig shes sporting these days )


• Panties !


• Her virginity


• Coustody of Her kids


• A Hot Bod which was the only reason some of us males know who she is


• Talent


• Her Moves


• Proper Clothes


• A Bad Record

Yes i said it britney freaking spears has an okay album considering . I mean look at the army of people that were involved in making this album . I mean these days talent dont mean shit anymore.

She's a smart one anyways . All the bad press shes getting makes people like me just so freaking curious about her album . i bet 80% of the people who bought her album felt the same way but i could be wrong .

Does anyone realise how much Mexican food she eats . I mean every time i see her on tv shes is a freakin mexican joint . maybe thats the secret to her success a little bit of Latina in her huh ?

That explains the suckyness of the malaysian music industry . Theres not Enough TACO BELL'S out there !

So in all seriousness check it out if you want some upbeat dance music to listen to !

AIDS MONTH

if im not mistaken world Aids day was on the 1st of decemeber so this is me doing my part , there could not be a better time to end with

PEACE OUT , PLAY SAFE !

Spm's A B*tch

" Its Time to Get Down And Dirty ! "

Spm's A Biatch with a capital B ! im at the half way point of my exams and Im trying my best to be as optimistic as possible but it seems to be more of a glass half empty than anything . Im done with 5 out of 10 papers . In which , 4 out of those 5 are Art Subs . Meaning Its down to my Science Subs now . With the 2-3 day long breaks between papers, it seems like its taking forever. And i just want it to end .

I have to say the preSpm pressure that everyone seemed to build up before the exam actually goes right away the day the exam starts.Everyone seems to be more laid back and relaxed considering whats at stake here.I think it applies to anything , whether its a race or an exam .. when your at the half way point, the best and probably the only motivation you have is the finish line . The thought of it all ending soon is quite comforting and inspiring.It overcomes all the pressure and stress of the moment . At this point its do or die . Ive already gotten myself so far so im gonna give it my best and go balls out ! I dont want to have this feeling of regret knowing that i did not try my best to linger on haunting me when its all over !

So Spm if your reading this you can kiss my yellow asian ass ! Cause I WILL overcome you !(my therapist told me to say that ) Hell yeah ! Bring In ON !


PS: Its down to the nitty gritty peeps so wish me luck !

Peace Out , Play Safe !

A Boys Guide To Being A Man

Recently Ive been in all out exam mode . Ive been practically living in the Library . For the past 3-4 days me and a couple of my friends have been spending 5-6 hours in the library trying to get our study on .Thinking that exiling ourselves in the library away from all the distractions around us would make a difference,which it hardly does.Libraries can be equally as distracting.


For Example,


Books


The mass of books in the library can be intimidating at first.But after some getting used to
seeing piles and piles of books every where you turn to you'll start to realise ' Books are my friends ' and they start calling on to you " Read me . Read me , Read Me ! ".I gave in to the temptation on the first day wanting to check out if they had any books on architecture i was distracted for about 20 minutes before i snapped out of it and got back to studying .It was so tempting i browsed trough books on menopause and pregnancy just for kicks, out of pure boredom.

Here's A funny story..


So a friend of mine ,Greg , out of pure boredom and curiosity went of to browse and came back with one heck of a book ! Innocently enough titled " Boy's Guide To Becoming A Teen !" which after reading it i realised was more like " Boy's Guide To Becoming a Man ".Trust me, it goes way beyond puberty to things which i think preteens teens at such a 'tender age' shouldn't even know , till its a little too much information even for me.At First glance i didn't really think much of it . It looked like something aimed and meant for preteens judging from the colourful cartoony cover . seriously , who would have thought they meant A Guide to being a man .. Physically.Talk about judging a book by its cover .To sum up what was inside the book would be to say that it was the sickest / wrongest / Awesomely Hilarious / Random / " most awkward yet so true" thing Ive ever read in a library.seriously ? i thought you had to pay to see shit like this , on the Internet ! I would like to go more in depth about the content of the book .But i think in this case , picture's speak louder than words.Here's a book that actually answered the most avoided and unanswered questions in the universe !Boys Keep Reading






Warning : Pictures below may be found Racy and Offencive to some . Don't say i didn't warn ya !

The Cover which had preteen written all over it!

Unanswered Question No.1.

Worst Case Scenario no.1 : You will live a long lonely life !

Way's To Resolve : According to My Chemistry Book : Tongkat Ali ,Translation In English Long Jack,No seriously its Long Jack how ironic is that .Or its Scientific Name Eurycoma Longifolia go google it !

Unanswered question . No 2. I would know the answer to this one if i was paying attention during Biology !

Seriously ?!? Utterly Speechless

Oh, And the question of all questions.I can sense the awkwardness,just from reading this !

PS:

I did take More pictures but most of them were just to inappropriate for a blog !

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Peace Out , Play Safe !

Double Trouble

" Mary Kate And Ashley Are So Not Hot "

Michelle Kuek

*clears throat* I OBJECT ! . I remember very distinctively a conversation i had with my friend Michelle on the ever popular Olsen Twins . Michelle insisted that they were no where near hot as quoted above as I insisted they were hot as hell ! Michelle being the ruthless woman/girl she is (See Michelle I Even Complimented You) insisted on asking around in school to see which of ur statements people agreed with.Amazingly ! the majority of people we asked agreed with Michelle.In my defence the ratio of guys to girls asked were like 1 : 3 .In her defence the ratio of people who agreed with her to those who agreed with me were like 5 : 1 out of six people we asked meaning only one person agreed to with my statement whom was surprisingly a girl ! I don't know whether its the whole guy/girl point of view thing but I'm ready to whole heartedly defend my case ! even though , no , i don't think Ive every watched any of their movies ( but I'm sure i own some , well at least i think my sister does ) and no , Ive never seen full house or the other sitcom they were on . But hell , them from being hotties. Common i cant be the only one , can i ? Besides their fan base of really old pedophiles and preteens from their teen years . I cant be the only one . Someone back me up here .


Dear Michelle,

Since I have nothing better to do . And was left utterly speechless after our little debate ! I'm challenging your thought/statement by pointing out why exactly i think the way i do towards the two innocent munchkins turned full grown and i mean Full Grown women !

Reasons I think Mary Kate And Ashley are Hot :

• They own a multi billion dollar empire ( probably reason enough for some ) but there's more
• Their Hot and Classy
• Both collage grads with a degree in something or another . Nothing is sexier than a woman with brains i must add .


• They were America's most wealthiest teens . i did say were


• They are since the year 2004 or was it 2003 Very much legal !


• If those weren't reasons enough to support my case , there's more !


• There's 2 of them , so do the math . If you cant ill break it down for you , 1+1 = 2 , 1 x 2 = 2 .. in other words double everything


• Double The Fun !


• Double The Hot Factor


• Not to mention Double the Size of their .......... Bank account !


• And Twice the amount of some unmentionables


• Phew ! i could go on all day but I'm sure that my other points aren't so much convincing !

So i really hope that i was convincing enough ! so if you are or are not convinced please vote in the poll I've put up !

Btw , i may agree with Michelle on the point she made on the way they dress .I get the whole 'boho-chic' style thing their trying to pull off but maybe they shouldnt go to overboard with it. I mean seriously wear clothes ure size . I get the whole " leave it to the imagination thing " but , cut a boy some slack here ! to think with all that cash they have they should seriously invest in a tank top !

Peace Out , Play Safe !

Cause Of The Month .

Fight Cancer , Go Pink !

So im taking a break from the usual nonsense i post to actually support a good cause.As some of you might know its October which is Breast Cancer Awareness month , hence the pink ribbon.I am very much aware that its actually the last day of October and id like to say that breast cancer is a very real thing that some people are living with this may be a month to make us aware of this and to respect and support those who are living with the disease as well as those who have survived. But i think the support should not stop here but stop when a cure is actually found.Its really hard for me to relate being that im a guy and all ,but my heart goes out to all those who are fighting their fight against cancer and everyone who has a love one who is living with cancer.




Did You Know :

• 40 000 women die from breast cancer each year



• Chances of a woman having invasive breast cancer is 1 in 8 .though men do get the disease it is 100 times more common in women.



• Did you know that its not a womens only disease.Men get it to



• wait , I didnt know that ! I guess that's why its called Breast Cancer ' AWARENESS ' Month. most of us aren't really aware of most of these facts.



• So remember dudes ! just cause you don't have boobies doesn't mean you cant get breast cancer !.And if you do have boobies .. i don't really wanna know !

• It has been proven so many times that cancer is very much a winnable fight !

So since this is all about women and respect.Ive decided to mention the 5 women i respect the most.In random order :


Angelina Jolie


Why : Seriously ! why not ! besides her being hot and all ! She is a good will ambassador and its a smart move of hers putting her good looks to good use ! Ps : Angelina if your looking to adopt lets say a little curly haired Asian boy , I'm all yours !


Melissa Etheridge


Why : Known for being a breast cancer survivor and her post cancer Grammy performance of Janice Joplin's " piece of my heart " . Her surviving cancer shows that cancer is a winnable fight.



Kristen Bell

Why : Ok there has to be a place on the list for a person whom which i respect plainly because she's hot. Plus being young and hot in hollywood ,i highly respect that she hasn't gotten a DUI arrest and or has been to rehab !


Oprah

Why : Surprise surprise . oh if i had a penny for every time i mentioned Oprah here on my blog.So why do respect the Big O ( i say big in no reference to her little "thyroid" problem ) . Mainly because shes rich and shes powerful and at this point of her career she can actually afford to buy our respect,but she continues to earn it .


My Mom

Why : cause any woman that has to put up with all this ! aka ME and my little shenanigans on a daily basis has to be one heck of a woman.! yeah ... and this is not me trying to score extra points for a Christmas present *wink* *wink*


PS : i googled breast cancer and found out about a few sites in which you can learn more about breast cancer and how you can support the cause (Link Below) .Though pink is not really my colour it technically is still Breast Cancer Awareness month so, fight cancer , go pink !

http://www.nbcam.com/

http://www.nbcf.org.au/

Peace Out , Play Safe + Think Pink !

Pink Ribbon Sketch

Issue :Exam Stress

"If Oprah says Its Bad , Then Its Bad !"

David Marcus

sure was one hell of a week.The big day is coming up and I'm sure as hell not looking forward to it.Im trying my best to restrain myself from watching to much TV.So its goodbye freedom.And hello buckets of caffeine..

I haven't been getting much sleep lately.Its not what you think.Im not the study all night kind of guy.I do try to go to bed early i just toss and turn for maybe about 2 hours before i actually fall asleep.all this stress is turning me into an insomniac.Maybe its because of the loads of coffee and red bull ive been consuming.And yeah all this stress has also turned me into quite the emotional eater.Oh the temptation ! thank god the exams are in 3 weeks or so cause if i continue my eating habits for any longer id have a stroke or a heart attack or something bad.

Also exam stress makes you feel guilty for the smallest things.Like just say a friend asked you out,its like hey what bad can it do right ?but your gut goes " Your Gonna Regret This !"And you turn into a total Debbie Downer ! which sucks.but that's what exams do to you.they turn even the most liveliest of people into total wet blankets..

So theres no doubt ill be "MIA" for abit.Still trying to get my head into all out exam mode.Which is im guessing not gonna happened till 2 or 3 days before the exams.So wish me luck !

PS : To all Spm Candidates . Break a leg !

Advice:

• Caffeine is a life saver if used wisely


• If you don't like caffeine there's always red bull


• Emotional Eating is quite a comfort it does help,but one of my theories in life is that " If Oprah says its bad than its bad" so its bad


• And if you've done some emotional eating and its showing in more ways than one..say you have a thyroid problem like Oprah did !
• For the record, i believe u Oprah !


• I Love Oprah


• No offence to Fat people !


• This is kind of getting out of hand


• I Cant Stop this ! These Bulleted lists make my post look so professional as if someone was actually thinking when they were writing it!

Peace out , Play Safe !

My Anatomy