Spm's A B*tch

" Its Time to Get Down And Dirty ! "

Spm's A Biatch with a capital B ! im at the half way point of my exams and Im trying my best to be as optimistic as possible but it seems to be more of a glass half empty than anything . Im done with 5 out of 10 papers . In which , 4 out of those 5 are Art Subs . Meaning Its down to my Science Subs now . With the 2-3 day long breaks between papers, it seems like its taking forever. And i just want it to end .

I have to say the preSpm pressure that everyone seemed to build up before the exam actually goes right away the day the exam starts.Everyone seems to be more laid back and relaxed considering whats at stake here.I think it applies to anything , whether its a race or an exam .. when your at the half way point, the best and probably the only motivation you have is the finish line . The thought of it all ending soon is quite comforting and inspiring.It overcomes all the pressure and stress of the moment . At this point its do or die . Ive already gotten myself so far so im gonna give it my best and go balls out ! I dont want to have this feeling of regret knowing that i did not try my best to linger on haunting me when its all over !

So Spm if your reading this you can kiss my yellow asian ass ! Cause I WILL overcome you !(my therapist told me to say that ) Hell yeah ! Bring In ON !


PS: Its down to the nitty gritty peeps so wish me luck !

Peace Out , Play Safe !

A Boys Guide To Being A Man

Recently Ive been in all out exam mode . Ive been practically living in the Library . For the past 3-4 days me and a couple of my friends have been spending 5-6 hours in the library trying to get our study on .Thinking that exiling ourselves in the library away from all the distractions around us would make a difference,which it hardly does.Libraries can be equally as distracting.


For Example,


Books


The mass of books in the library can be intimidating at first.But after some getting used to
seeing piles and piles of books every where you turn to you'll start to realise ' Books are my friends ' and they start calling on to you " Read me . Read me , Read Me ! ".I gave in to the temptation on the first day wanting to check out if they had any books on architecture i was distracted for about 20 minutes before i snapped out of it and got back to studying .It was so tempting i browsed trough books on menopause and pregnancy just for kicks, out of pure boredom.

Here's A funny story..


So a friend of mine ,Greg , out of pure boredom and curiosity went of to browse and came back with one heck of a book ! Innocently enough titled " Boy's Guide To Becoming A Teen !" which after reading it i realised was more like " Boy's Guide To Becoming a Man ".Trust me, it goes way beyond puberty to things which i think preteens teens at such a 'tender age' shouldn't even know , till its a little too much information even for me.At First glance i didn't really think much of it . It looked like something aimed and meant for preteens judging from the colourful cartoony cover . seriously , who would have thought they meant A Guide to being a man .. Physically.Talk about judging a book by its cover .To sum up what was inside the book would be to say that it was the sickest / wrongest / Awesomely Hilarious / Random / " most awkward yet so true" thing Ive ever read in a library.seriously ? i thought you had to pay to see shit like this , on the Internet ! I would like to go more in depth about the content of the book .But i think in this case , picture's speak louder than words.Here's a book that actually answered the most avoided and unanswered questions in the universe !Boys Keep Reading






Warning : Pictures below may be found Racy and Offencive to some . Don't say i didn't warn ya !

The Cover which had preteen written all over it!

Unanswered Question No.1.

Worst Case Scenario no.1 : You will live a long lonely life !

Way's To Resolve : According to My Chemistry Book : Tongkat Ali ,Translation In English Long Jack,No seriously its Long Jack how ironic is that .Or its Scientific Name Eurycoma Longifolia go google it !

Unanswered question . No 2. I would know the answer to this one if i was paying attention during Biology !

Seriously ?!? Utterly Speechless

Oh, And the question of all questions.I can sense the awkwardness,just from reading this !

PS:

I did take More pictures but most of them were just to inappropriate for a blog !

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Peace Out , Play Safe !

Double Trouble

" Mary Kate And Ashley Are So Not Hot "

Michelle Kuek

*clears throat* I OBJECT ! . I remember very distinctively a conversation i had with my friend Michelle on the ever popular Olsen Twins . Michelle insisted that they were no where near hot as quoted above as I insisted they were hot as hell ! Michelle being the ruthless woman/girl she is (See Michelle I Even Complimented You) insisted on asking around in school to see which of ur statements people agreed with.Amazingly ! the majority of people we asked agreed with Michelle.In my defence the ratio of guys to girls asked were like 1 : 3 .In her defence the ratio of people who agreed with her to those who agreed with me were like 5 : 1 out of six people we asked meaning only one person agreed to with my statement whom was surprisingly a girl ! I don't know whether its the whole guy/girl point of view thing but I'm ready to whole heartedly defend my case ! even though , no , i don't think Ive every watched any of their movies ( but I'm sure i own some , well at least i think my sister does ) and no , Ive never seen full house or the other sitcom they were on . But hell , them from being hotties. Common i cant be the only one , can i ? Besides their fan base of really old pedophiles and preteens from their teen years . I cant be the only one . Someone back me up here .


Dear Michelle,

Since I have nothing better to do . And was left utterly speechless after our little debate ! I'm challenging your thought/statement by pointing out why exactly i think the way i do towards the two innocent munchkins turned full grown and i mean Full Grown women !

Reasons I think Mary Kate And Ashley are Hot :

• They own a multi billion dollar empire ( probably reason enough for some ) but there's more
• Their Hot and Classy
• Both collage grads with a degree in something or another . Nothing is sexier than a woman with brains i must add .


• They were America's most wealthiest teens . i did say were


• They are since the year 2004 or was it 2003 Very much legal !


• If those weren't reasons enough to support my case , there's more !


• There's 2 of them , so do the math . If you cant ill break it down for you , 1+1 = 2 , 1 x 2 = 2 .. in other words double everything


• Double The Fun !


• Double The Hot Factor


• Not to mention Double the Size of their .......... Bank account !


• And Twice the amount of some unmentionables


• Phew ! i could go on all day but I'm sure that my other points aren't so much convincing !

So i really hope that i was convincing enough ! so if you are or are not convinced please vote in the poll I've put up !

Btw , i may agree with Michelle on the point she made on the way they dress .I get the whole 'boho-chic' style thing their trying to pull off but maybe they shouldnt go to overboard with it. I mean seriously wear clothes ure size . I get the whole " leave it to the imagination thing " but , cut a boy some slack here ! to think with all that cash they have they should seriously invest in a tank top !

Peace Out , Play Safe !