Tuesday, September 18, 2007

The Truth Is Out There

Yahoo!News,Mystery illness strikes after meteorite hits Peruvian village Seriously ! uh oh. This is bad news . I mean ive watched enough movies to know that stuff that fall out from outer space is just purely bad news.i mean have u seen The Invasion or War of The Worlds, or atleast any of the Alien or Predator movies it all just ends up bad for us.I mean i wont be surprised if those poor Peruvians start eating each other up in awhile . statistics clearly show (well according to movies) that something that falls out of space is more likely to turn out bad than good.Cause if your expecting E.T to come rolling out of that meteor than ive got news for you.E.T went home alright.Went home and got his ass eaten by those big ass aliens from the Alien Franchise,sorry to say buts its survival of the fitest.see bad news!.I mean dont say i didnt warn you when you see a bunch of south americans eating each other up on tv. i can already hear what president bush is gonna say when those Mexicans start turning into flesh eating zombies. president bush"my fellow Americans , Ive told yall before that its in our best intrest to build a big ass wall between us and those Mexicans but yall didnt listen did ya now.Now i think we should think about protecting ourselves and our families and kill anyone or anything that tries to come across the border,and yeah that includes the Canadians"


My advice.dont take anything i said seriously or personally.this is purely out of boredom.so no offence cause i mean none and remember "The Truth Is Out There"



Another reason why things from outer space is bad news



Oh yea and him/she/it whatever , someone needs to send him/he/it back to its planet

Monday, September 17, 2007

Artsy Fartsy



"All true artists, whether they know it or not, create from a place of no-mind, from inner stillness."
Eckhart Tolle


The term "Artsy Fartsy" refers to a person who likes art and farts allot.wait or was it farts allot like its an art.No seriously, the term is usually given to people who look at things differently from others you know the creative type.As for why im mentioning the term.Ive been told , wait i know i have well a creative side.As for if im future lets say Picasso material HELL NO ! .



To me its more towards self expression crap.Yeah there are many ways of self expression and this is one of the ways i do express my self.yeah,and if your thinking i sit in an open field paint brush in hand with wind on my face painting all the little purdy flowers and little birdies , youve got the wrong idea.i do more of a napoleon dynamite thing, well almost.just simple sketches in a little note book of mine done mostly during classes.

And this is a good piece of information , that little note book i draw in i named ' my little book of horrors '(corny i know) hence the name of my blog.To me everyone has thier own little way of expressing themselves.And when it comes to expressing myself im against censorship of any sort.Unless well your britney spears and you express your self by going commando and showing just well more than we ask for then yeah , please do yourself a favour and buy some panties or hide or something i dunno , ok lets act like i didnt say that,lasting i want is tht chris "leave britney alone"crocker dude coming after me.





Ok where was i,right censorship.I believe when it comes to expressing yourself.why not go all out.its not like your doing it for the world to see.Peoples reactions to my drawings (and i do expect people to react this way) are,'Dude you have serious issues','thats just not right'..i do respect everyones opinion well i would think tht to if i were them.And btw the saying dont judge the book by its cover and its all abt the insides doesn't exactally translate here..


So basically, ive decided to put my drawings up ( mind the low quality ) and im just putting some up at the moment , the more ' Safe ' ones. And again im no Picasso and ive never been taught to draw before so this is all me .














Saturday, September 15, 2007

Midnight Fridge Raid

" when your bored you'll just take every small thing that happends and make a big deal out of it "

11:30pm



so im doing my daily late night fridge raid,which according to oprah isnt a good idea ( oh btw , love your show oprah*cough*).grabbing a piece of chocolate with my left hand.and milk with my right ( and yes mom i did drink the milk straight from the cart ) . Then, right there in front of was the solution to my late night raid ( well for today tht is ) . a box of cold KFC . Which im guessing is one day old and was supposed to be yesterdays lunch.well i dont know about you but cold KFC to me taste way better.Happy with my discovery open the box up and start eating the chicken up like some food deprived child in well whatever country which suffers frm poverty (not wanting to be precise because i knw most of well everyone associates food deprived kids with africa and i think thts unfair on their part 'learnt this watching jameka and evil dicks brawl on big brother 8') so anyways then suddenly when i opened the container tht was supposed to contain the mashed potatoes and found it empty (well there was abit of gravy in it) i found myself faced with well nothing much actually but i was tryna figure out where the heck did they go ? i mean seeing tht im the only one out of three siblings which is still staying with my family.and it cant possibly be my grandma.or my parents for tht sake cause they know i have this lil'OCD thing on ppl touching my food.



So i was bothered with theories on wht happened to my mashed potatoes tht night.but nothing seemed to add up.Does KFC's mashed potatoes just dissolve after awhile.did KFC try to rip me off.And the list goes on.But one things for sure atleast it kept me occupied.







So who ever wants to test it out see if your KFC mashed potatoes does disappear in your fridge after a day...




PS : neither am i so im expecting you not to take wht i said seriously ! and yes mind my spelling .




Friday, September 14, 2007

Invasion Of The Brain Suckers

its a fact tht the best blog material just come to me really late at night , infact its 130 in the morning.yeah well.so,my sis is of to some boarding school for the arts and wht do i do,wht i do best ofcorse spent the last few days with her lazing around watching dvds.Its actually our form of brother sister bonding.buying movies then during and after expressing our regret on wasting wht ever time and money we did on it ( if it does turn out to be crapy).
So the movies tht we got to watch : the much talked about Disturbia starring shia lebouf.Vacancy starring kate beckinsale & luke wilson.And Number 23 by jim carrey.
So this is wht i taught.firstly disturbia,yes its a dumb movie.yes its predictable as hell.but hey it sure was fun to watch.In my opinion there are 2 kinds of good movies.A movie thts just makes u think or rethink wht ever you taught before ( does this make any sense ).And tht movie which is so predictable and clishe ridden but is sure as hell fun to watch,which in this case Disturbia is one of them.I swear some movies just dumb u down.And the only people who willingly sit trough these movies are dumb people(obviously cause they dont need to use thier brains,well if their brains actually work). I swear its scientifically proven somewhere ! i dont get the point of sitting through a movie while ure brian cells are getting fried.One genre of movie u wont be able to pay me to watch is anything which involves dancing.I mean have u seen them repeat all tht unisperational crap in every dance movie.Sure the dancing is fun to watch.Unless u find something for me to do during the other lame half of the movie then ill watch it.In other words "wake me up when they start dancing" .So long story short vacancy and disturbia were nice enough.number 23 is still unwatched .cause im putting my full trust in movie critics and am waiting for the right moment in which im bored out of my mind to watch this movie .. cause i did pay for it and all ..( mind my spelling take note tht its 2 o clock now )